after 5 years I’ve retired my signature for a new one.

 OLD

“I can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m cracking up. Everything you do irritates me.
 And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come
in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can’t
stand little notes on my pillow. “We’re all out of cornflakes. F.U.” Took me three
hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!”

-Oscar Madison, The Odd Couple

NEW

“Don’t worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at 
precisely 88 miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes 
the tower… everything will be fine.”