December 9, 2008
So You've Been Buried Alive

guy:

Now, check your pockets and take stock of what resources are available. If you have a cell phone, see if you can get reception. If you get through to a friend, dispense with pleasantries quickly and state the situation calmly and clearly. The newer cell phones have GPS function, which will aid greatly in directing him or her to the right place. If you’re worried about using valuable phone minutes, try texting, but keep it to essentials. HLY SHT BD ALV. GT HLP, BRG SHVL, OXY, BR (NT PBR)

Now these are the kinds of [tips](http://www.43folders.com/2008/12/03/real-advice-hurts) we need more of.

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  1. restlessruminations reblogged this from emilyposts and added:
    drug that causes total paralysis...slows cardiopulmonary function?” “Let’s say
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  4. franksino reblogged this from starline and added:
    To be completely honest, this is probably one of my greatest fears. Being in a place that’s small, dark, and you don’t...
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  7. meswarb reblogged this from emilyposts and added:
    Good luck getting...signal six feet under, let alone...a...
  8. emilyposts reblogged this from guy and added:
    Now, check your pockets and take stock of what resources are available. If you have a cell phone, see if you can get...
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  10. purplecatshats reblogged this from moderation and added:
    Nice! This is one scenario I haven’t thought up yet. :-)
  11. brier reblogged this from guy and added:
    Well, now, I don’t know if I agree with that. What could go better with dirt than PBR? (Blue ribbon thanks to guy.)
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  13. moderation reblogged this from guy and added:
    [tips](http://www.43folders.com/2008/12/03/real-advice-hurts)
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